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Taxidermist Hoodie
Taxidermist Hoodie
Taxidermist Hoodie
Taxidermist Hoodie
Taxidermist Hoodie
Taxidermist Hoodie
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SKU: G185 - Black - Taxidermist Hoodie-1

Taxidermist Hoodie

Luckless Outfitters
$59.99
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Forget boring hoodies. This one’s got teeth—literally. Featuring a bold beaver graphic and the legendary line:

“I’m no taxidermist, but I’ll stuff her BEAVER.”

It’s not just a hoodie—it’s a conversation starter, a laughter generator, and probably the reason you’ll be banned from at least one family gathering.

  • Premium Comfort: Warm enough for the outdoors, soft enough for couch beers.

  • Man-Sized Humor: Not safe for HR meetings. Perfect for bars, garages, and questionable camping trips.

  • Built to Last: Just like your dad jokes.

Rock this hoodie and let everyone know you’re serious about two things: comfort and comedy.

👉 Wear it proudly. Or at least until your girlfriend tells you to take it off.