"If You Have a Boat, I Have a Throat" Trucker Hat – Hot Pink Edition
🚤🔥 Anchors up, standards down lol
Whether you're captaining a cruiser, fishing at dawn, or just there for the party at the fuel dock—this hat speaks fluent boat banter. With a sassy, cheeky punchline on a bold neon pink foam front, it's the ultimate lake-day conversation starter.
Perfect for:
Made with premium Otto foam, a durable snapback, and enough shade to block both sun and judgment—this cap doesn’t just make waves, it is the wave.
💋 Women will laugh.
💪 Men will high-five.
⛽ Fuel dock staff might give you a discount (no promises).
Warning: May cause excessive compliments, sideways glances, and unfiltered boat invites
