At Luckless Outfitters, we proudly present the hat that says what everyone’s thinking but won’t admit — the “Red Flags F* Better” cap. Inspired by our collective poor life choices and sense of humor, this bright red statement piece isn’t just a hat — it’s a lifestyle warning label.
Crafted on the legendary OTTO trucker base, it’s comfortable enough to wear through every bad decision and breakup recap. The premium foam front holds its shape (unlike your standards), and that bold design ensures you’ll be spotted — probably by someone you should absolutely avoid.
We made this for the fearless flirts, the walking red flags, and anyone who’s ever said, “I can fix them.” Spoiler: you can’t. But you can look amazing while ignoring the obvious.
Perfect for date nights, brunch gossip, or therapy sessions. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember — at least you’re self-aware.
