Avocado

Imagine how powerful the little fruit that is the avocado must be to single-handedly prevent millennials from saving enough money to buy houses? On top of that, all those healthy fats and a whole boatload of omegas! Rep the coolest, and maybe the ugliest, fruit of all time in a stylishly cool (and not at all oily) pair of crew socks that won't turn brown as soon as you take it out of the package. Available in grape purple or parrot green